Now I feel embarrassed to ask myself for a date… 
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Same here (although i kind of know) 
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you are my little huney. 
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i apologize if i asked kaya to tell me the exact day i joined vhtv…but i didn’t want to create a trail of people asking the same things… 
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Well, I was surprised that Kaya bothered to look up my registration date and I was happy about it.
Of course, she took the fact that several inquiries came with humor. So no reason for you to apologize. 
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in relation to those whom are asking for there sign up date , may i take this oppotunity to imform you that as of present there are no on going competitions as to who as been a member the longest and as such there are no prizes on offer for longevity of service , sorry to burst your bubble of expectation lol 
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I shouldn’t read messages like this anymore at this time of the day… the first moment I read ‘which member has the longest’
self-
ing
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don’t tell me so I thought I was ahead of the game and winning since I’ve been signed up since 2017…patience I’ll still go to work…
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Damn, and I thought I could finally clean up my office and enjoy retirement on an island somewhere…
There goes my dream.
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So then you are like a true veteran, eh? Not bad, I would say.
when I first found out vhtv didn’t exist…it was called voyeur-villa…
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Yes me too.
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When I first found out about VHTV I thought originally I was just going to check it out a little bit for fun. Since that I have been staying more or less put. Can`t be bad then, eh?
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When I first found VHTV, my wife was very happy. Now she’s not anymore, when she calls for lunch and I yell back “Just a minute, the guest has just taken off her bra in the hallway!”.
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Damn it, that’s me as well
The worst is when i forget to turn off the sound and a girl decides to have the loudest sex of her life
thats the joys of living in a large farmhouse all alone , no nagging wives or girlfriends , i can leave my comp on thats connected to a 65 inch tv sound full up and witter away my days thinking coulda woulda shoulda lol
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Yeah, My wife usually then nags me not to yell such things because the kids are listening.
I answer it’s on purpose. By now my son is surely franticly looking for which realm this is. More food for me.
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This actually got me into trouble once, because of Queen. My wife thought I was watching a____l porn.
I’m not kidding.
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ok honesty time if this poem relates to you click love 
: . if it relates to you but your embarrassed by it click 
and if you think it doesnt relate to you . well you may aswell click 
lets see how this goes
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i will start
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