In the western part of southern Norway there is a rock formation calld Trollpikken, the Troll’s Dick in English. It stands proud, surrounded by beautiful nature, and has become quite the tourist attraction, I wonder why 
In 2017 Trollpikken was cut down by vandals, who used hammer and chisel to cut the poor troll’s dick off. However, the troll got help, and the dick was put back in it’s rightful place, and is now standing proud pointing up towards the stars, albeit with a little help from four iron rods.
Happy ending to the story 