Nahhh, i amended the original post smartass 
Nah ! string around your neck with a label my mrs made for me does the trick 
It is 2021 dude, time to catch up with the times.
i have an automatic tracing device it’s called the wife, am always hearing…Rob,Rob,Rob,Rob.
Like a fucking audio homing device
May join you but with a slightly more down market one
Best you edit that before the missus reads it. 
Short Story out of topic a little — Having my second b___d clot on my lungs PE a land line directed the ambulance to my home , a mobile phone would take over 15mins longer they told me on tracing me . So in my book a landline stays plugged in. True Story !
No worries, she would struggle turning the fucking thing on
But I am betting she is clued up on using your credit cards.
And when you are out of the house or are you a hermit?
They are protected like gold dust no worry
Never known anybodys wife struggle with a c card its kinda inbuilt into females at birth
Come on folks back to topic
Depends if he is near a pond
Been stuck in since covid im jabless because of dr s reco dont have it = no choice
That sucks, hope things improve.
Mmm put it in turbo drive did ya
Fucking right, got a turbo on each wheel
You may have heard of the saying you won’t see my ass for dust, in this case exhaust fumes
So to sum-up your ECO unleaded but after the blue pills your fully leaded, what you powering it by chip-shop oil